i mean
i'm sleepy//Canada
my side blog is lemoneed
Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?
Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.
Me, again: ok what size do you w-
Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing